Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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