i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
