he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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