Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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