I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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