My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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