she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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