Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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