all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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