I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize