He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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