Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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