So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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