I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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