wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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