I need help removing her.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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