oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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