Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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