I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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