he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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