i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
People in love make me want to vomit
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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