Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i drank out of a bidet.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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