btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed