Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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