Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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