Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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