ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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