Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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