Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
two words: eviction party
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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