I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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