I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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