note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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