just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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