She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
