she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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