do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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