i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? 😭😭
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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