oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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