you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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