Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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