At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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