Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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