Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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