I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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