I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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