Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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