Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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