she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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