that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Non-Jews are for practice
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
