i think my tv is drunk
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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