was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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