I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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