I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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