why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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