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woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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