with your own penis?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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