Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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