Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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